As I sat watching the special features of every DVD i could find and wondering if a had swine flu i contemplated whether or not to post a blog. It soon occured to me that not only did I lack the writing skills to do this but I also had no friends.
I lie. I have a few friends.
But anyway,continuing ...
The internet is a place where people who can't form a sentence in person have the ability to become the most popular kid around, or so I'm told, but i have a question to pose to you internet; why am I not pushing the younger smaller and more defenseless people off the cyber playground?
No matter how many sites I join trying to give off the image of a internet jock I get interpreted as someone who wants e-mails about XXX sexy indian ladies .

Eventually I finished all the DVD extras I could find and got on the computer hoping that i could climb a rung on the internet social ladder. I then had an epiphany! 'Maybe the only way for me to be cool is to act like the cool people!' so i went and posted that blog and here it is a blog from the lowest rung of the internet social ladder.